Monday, February 23, 2009

The woodsman's dilemma

There was a woodsman who had a new axe.

The first day he was able to chop down 20 trees.

With each passing day, he worked longer and harder, while chopping down fewer trees.

A friend wandered by and suggested, "why don't you sharpen your axe?"

The woodsman replied, "I am too busy. I have got to chop down more trees!"


Let stop for a moment, collect our thoughts and sharpen our axes.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Adulthood - My Current Phase of My Life


Adulthood indicate a biologically grown or mature person. It may also mean a plant, animal, or person who has reached full growth or alternatively is capable of reproduction.

成年人.
俗称: 成人.
我也听说成功的人...俗称也叫成人. (可能这就是为什么厉害的小孩,有人会说他们像大人)

我也听说成家的人...更叫做成人.


你们这里有多少个人...曾经受过成人教育的? 有教育过性知识吗?

我这里说的性知识不是指做爱的知识, 而是了解人性的知识.

要做个成人是件很不容易的事. 有多难呢? 我这就来说明.

1. 要有一男一女突然相爱. (你的爸妈咯)

2. 然后想成家立业.

3. 突然想要有Baby.

4. 你又要很幸运地是那个Baby.

5. 在变成那个Baby之前, 你的母亲要开心,健康. 不然她突然想要打掉你...你就玩完了.

6. 那时的你, 也要健康成长...不要生病. 不然...不说你也知道吧.

7. 满长的十个月后, 终于你出生了.

8. 你一出来一定要哭...让大家知道你有多感动...不然他们会怕你是哑巴.

9. 然后要会扮可爱...有事没事就傻笑...少哭一点...多睡一点...那样时间就会过快一点.

10. 在这五年內如果没发生什么大事, 你就会成功的进入幼儿园. 接受幼儿教育.

11. 如果接下来的两年...你没有智商或体能问题. 你才能到小学. 这时你才七岁.

12. 恭喜你啊! 这时你才过完一分之三...还要十四年你才变成成人.

13. 小学如果没什么事放学就回家...别惹事生非....平安度过小学六年后就到中学. 十三岁.

14. 在中学时...如果你没为情自杀, 没有读书疯掉, 成功度过这艰难的四年. 再次恭喜你! 十七岁!

15. 为何艰难呢? 因为这个时期是最容易做错事的时候...因为自己以为很成熟但还是很幼稚.

16. 认为"男人我最大", 暴力能解决一切问题, 爱是全部.

17. 中学四年后就看你多聪明咯...厉害读书就去JC...厉害做事就去POLY.

18. 如果POLY的FYP没玩死你...再次恭喜你!

19. POLY的三年成功失败教育后...就是你进兵的大"嚎"日子.

20. 这时你才二十岁啊!

21. 如果在当兵的第一年后没有难倒你...你才终于到二十一啊....真感人肺腑...终于成为成人了!!!

好了...成人了...可以买烟,买酒,看成人电影,进酒廊. 可是...这些都没什么...也不好玩.

做成功的人应该会比较好玩...可能成家的人会是最好玩的.

我以成人...是时候把那个小孩杀了...再见了. 谢谢你二十一年来的快乐和陪伴.

今天二月二十二日...我会记得你.

JJ shall be brave in facing all challenges and be responsible for all his actions.

How far you can go depend on how hard/soft you push yourself. But don't push yourself too hard...if not you are the one who cause the fall.

Please note: Nobody say you can't stop and take a rest. I support the Gap Year Idea.

JJ Guide on PC

First Question: Are you going to reformat or just want to speed up your PC?

If you want to reformat your PC. Follow the step below.

1. Format your PC into 2/3 Partition. 1st for OS (10 gb), 2nd for Programs, 3rd for Data.

2. Install your OS - Windows XP Professional SP3

3. Install NOD32 AntiVirus to protect your PC from Internet Intruder/Virus.

4. Go online and update all the critical Windows updates.

5. Install your drivers.

Now basically your PC is a basic clean OS.

The following steps is to teach you how to speed up your PC.

1. Go http://www.liutilities.com/ , download SpeedUpMyPC 2009 & RegistryBooster 2009.

2. Install them.

3. Learn how to use them.

4. After running the 2 programs, it will ask you to restart your PC.

5. Now your PC should work much faster,as in your PC startup/shutdown time got cut short, yr OS response faster to your request.

The following step below is to teach you how to maintain your PC so your PC will run as fast as new even after few years time.

1. Install CCleaner 2.16.830 & Defraggler 1.07.124.

2. Run CCleaner is for Disk Cleanup which will increase your PC disk space by deleting useless stuffs. It is also for fixing issues in Registry Editor. You can use CCleaner to uninstall programs too.

3. Run Defraggler is for defragmentation which is a process that reduces the amount of fragmentation in file systems. If you have too much fragmentation in your file systems, your PC will slow down.

4. Run SpeedUpMyPC 2009 & RegistryBooster 2009 once in awhile also.

The following programs below is freeware that I highly recommended for friends to use.

You can download all programs below at http://www.filehippo.com/

1. Orbit Downloader - This downloader help to download all the setup file on internet, real fast.

2. Web Browsers - Firefox 3.0.6 & Internet Explorer 8.0 RC1 & Flash Player 10.0.12.36

3. File Sharing - uTorrent 1.8.2 Build 14458 (I only promote copyright free and legal file sharing)

4. CD & DVD Tools - ImgBurn 2.4.20 is a very easy to use CD/DVD Burner & DAEMON Tools Lite 4.30.3 - For mounting ISO image

5. Office - Adobe Reader 9.0 & OpenOffice.org 3.0.1 Final

6. Compression - WinZip 12.0.8252 & WinRAR 3.80

7. Windows Live Messenger 2009 (14.0.8064)

8. Drivers - Directx 9.0c (Nov 08) , Java Runtime Environment 1.6.0.12 , .NET Framework Version 3.5 SP 1

9. Audio & Video - iTunes 8.0.2.20 , Windows Media Player 11 , VLC Media Player 0.9.8a , K-Lite Codec Pack 4.62(Full) , DivX Codec , Real Alternative 1.90 , QuickTime Alternative 2.8.0

10. Cleaning and Tweaking - CCleaner 2.16.830 , Recuva 1.23.389 (for data recovery), Defraggler 1.07.124 , Autoruns 9.39 , Process Explorer 11.33 , Tweak UI 2.1

11. Imaging - Adobe Photoshop CS3 , The Gimp 2.6.5 , Google Earth 5.0.11337 Beta , Google SketchUp 7.0.8657

Thank for spending your time reading.

Currently I am providing free servicing of laptop/PC (mainly softwares, but I know hardware troubleshooting too) to friends & relative only. To perfect my skills in IT solving and put what I have learn into good use. If you feel paiseh..you can always treat me lunch or dinner.

In future, I might learn to do harddisk recovering.

If you have any problems in your laptop & PC...feel free to contact me.