Monday, February 23, 2009

The woodsman's dilemma

There was a woodsman who had a new axe.

The first day he was able to chop down 20 trees.

With each passing day, he worked longer and harder, while chopping down fewer trees.

A friend wandered by and suggested, "why don't you sharpen your axe?"

The woodsman replied, "I am too busy. I have got to chop down more trees!"


Let stop for a moment, collect our thoughts and sharpen our axes.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Adulthood - My Current Phase of My Life


Adulthood indicate a biologically grown or mature person. It may also mean a plant, animal, or person who has reached full growth or alternatively is capable of reproduction.

成年人.
俗称: 成人.
我也听说成功的人...俗称也叫成人. (可能这就是为什么厉害的小孩,有人会说他们像大人)

我也听说成家的人...更叫做成人.


你们这里有多少个人...曾经受过成人教育的? 有教育过性知识吗?

我这里说的性知识不是指做爱的知识, 而是了解人性的知识.

要做个成人是件很不容易的事. 有多难呢? 我这就来说明.

1. 要有一男一女突然相爱. (你的爸妈咯)

2. 然后想成家立业.

3. 突然想要有Baby.

4. 你又要很幸运地是那个Baby.

5. 在变成那个Baby之前, 你的母亲要开心,健康. 不然她突然想要打掉你...你就玩完了.

6. 那时的你, 也要健康成长...不要生病. 不然...不说你也知道吧.

7. 满长的十个月后, 终于你出生了.

8. 你一出来一定要哭...让大家知道你有多感动...不然他们会怕你是哑巴.

9. 然后要会扮可爱...有事没事就傻笑...少哭一点...多睡一点...那样时间就会过快一点.

10. 在这五年內如果没发生什么大事, 你就会成功的进入幼儿园. 接受幼儿教育.

11. 如果接下来的两年...你没有智商或体能问题. 你才能到小学. 这时你才七岁.

12. 恭喜你啊! 这时你才过完一分之三...还要十四年你才变成成人.

13. 小学如果没什么事放学就回家...别惹事生非....平安度过小学六年后就到中学. 十三岁.

14. 在中学时...如果你没为情自杀, 没有读书疯掉, 成功度过这艰难的四年. 再次恭喜你! 十七岁!

15. 为何艰难呢? 因为这个时期是最容易做错事的时候...因为自己以为很成熟但还是很幼稚.

16. 认为"男人我最大", 暴力能解决一切问题, 爱是全部.

17. 中学四年后就看你多聪明咯...厉害读书就去JC...厉害做事就去POLY.

18. 如果POLY的FYP没玩死你...再次恭喜你!

19. POLY的三年成功失败教育后...就是你进兵的大"嚎"日子.

20. 这时你才二十岁啊!

21. 如果在当兵的第一年后没有难倒你...你才终于到二十一啊....真感人肺腑...终于成为成人了!!!

好了...成人了...可以买烟,买酒,看成人电影,进酒廊. 可是...这些都没什么...也不好玩.

做成功的人应该会比较好玩...可能成家的人会是最好玩的.

我以成人...是时候把那个小孩杀了...再见了. 谢谢你二十一年来的快乐和陪伴.

今天二月二十二日...我会记得你.

JJ shall be brave in facing all challenges and be responsible for all his actions.

How far you can go depend on how hard/soft you push yourself. But don't push yourself too hard...if not you are the one who cause the fall.

Please note: Nobody say you can't stop and take a rest. I support the Gap Year Idea.

JJ Guide on PC

First Question: Are you going to reformat or just want to speed up your PC?

If you want to reformat your PC. Follow the step below.

1. Format your PC into 2/3 Partition. 1st for OS (10 gb), 2nd for Programs, 3rd for Data.

2. Install your OS - Windows XP Professional SP3

3. Install NOD32 AntiVirus to protect your PC from Internet Intruder/Virus.

4. Go online and update all the critical Windows updates.

5. Install your drivers.

Now basically your PC is a basic clean OS.

The following steps is to teach you how to speed up your PC.

1. Go http://www.liutilities.com/ , download SpeedUpMyPC 2009 & RegistryBooster 2009.

2. Install them.

3. Learn how to use them.

4. After running the 2 programs, it will ask you to restart your PC.

5. Now your PC should work much faster,as in your PC startup/shutdown time got cut short, yr OS response faster to your request.

The following step below is to teach you how to maintain your PC so your PC will run as fast as new even after few years time.

1. Install CCleaner 2.16.830 & Defraggler 1.07.124.

2. Run CCleaner is for Disk Cleanup which will increase your PC disk space by deleting useless stuffs. It is also for fixing issues in Registry Editor. You can use CCleaner to uninstall programs too.

3. Run Defraggler is for defragmentation which is a process that reduces the amount of fragmentation in file systems. If you have too much fragmentation in your file systems, your PC will slow down.

4. Run SpeedUpMyPC 2009 & RegistryBooster 2009 once in awhile also.

The following programs below is freeware that I highly recommended for friends to use.

You can download all programs below at http://www.filehippo.com/

1. Orbit Downloader - This downloader help to download all the setup file on internet, real fast.

2. Web Browsers - Firefox 3.0.6 & Internet Explorer 8.0 RC1 & Flash Player 10.0.12.36

3. File Sharing - uTorrent 1.8.2 Build 14458 (I only promote copyright free and legal file sharing)

4. CD & DVD Tools - ImgBurn 2.4.20 is a very easy to use CD/DVD Burner & DAEMON Tools Lite 4.30.3 - For mounting ISO image

5. Office - Adobe Reader 9.0 & OpenOffice.org 3.0.1 Final

6. Compression - WinZip 12.0.8252 & WinRAR 3.80

7. Windows Live Messenger 2009 (14.0.8064)

8. Drivers - Directx 9.0c (Nov 08) , Java Runtime Environment 1.6.0.12 , .NET Framework Version 3.5 SP 1

9. Audio & Video - iTunes 8.0.2.20 , Windows Media Player 11 , VLC Media Player 0.9.8a , K-Lite Codec Pack 4.62(Full) , DivX Codec , Real Alternative 1.90 , QuickTime Alternative 2.8.0

10. Cleaning and Tweaking - CCleaner 2.16.830 , Recuva 1.23.389 (for data recovery), Defraggler 1.07.124 , Autoruns 9.39 , Process Explorer 11.33 , Tweak UI 2.1

11. Imaging - Adobe Photoshop CS3 , The Gimp 2.6.5 , Google Earth 5.0.11337 Beta , Google SketchUp 7.0.8657

Thank for spending your time reading.

Currently I am providing free servicing of laptop/PC (mainly softwares, but I know hardware troubleshooting too) to friends & relative only. To perfect my skills in IT solving and put what I have learn into good use. If you feel paiseh..you can always treat me lunch or dinner.

In future, I might learn to do harddisk recovering.

If you have any problems in your laptop & PC...feel free to contact me.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

UFO

"The future is here. It's just not evenly distributed yet."
quote from science-fiction writer William Gibson.


UFO - An Unidentified Flying Object is the popular term for any aerial phenomenon that cannot immediately be identified.

UFO Alien Proof Disclosure Project 'Open Your Eyes' Footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sofwHQejYQw&feature=related

UFOs - FOX News - Mexican Air Force - CNN News - OVNIs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDOOZ_IPb6Y

U.F.O DISCLOSURE PROJECT U.FO MEETING (1hr 55 min)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vyVe-6YdUk

The two most important crop circles ever. No joke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KoR2t-iM9k&feature=related

UFOs Made in Germany! - Real Footage
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by3Q2jzeJKY&feature=related

Fun Facts

Fun Facts!

As of 2006, 200 million blogs were left without updates.
After I read the fact above, I decide to update my blog :P

Every day is about 55 billionths of a second longer than the day before it.
I am surprise to know that! Because I feeling day getting pass faster as I grow older.

Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
That does not explain why it is still so hot!

If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
Cool! Which means I still got many stars to count on...

The average person can live 11 days without water.
So don't tell me you going to thirst to death, but anyway I will still buy drink for you.

It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population are drunk.
That mean quite a lot of people get drunk with me sia...so happy!

The number of cars on the planet is increasing three times faster than the population growth.
Hmm...then in the end who will drive the extra two cars? Waste metal sia...

No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. (The bigger the flower, the more desperate)

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Fathers tend to determine the height of their child, mothers their weight.

Plant seeds that have been stored for more than 200 years can be coaxed into new life.

The egg came first.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms.

The total combined weight of the worlds ant population is heavier than the weight of the human population.

Just about 3 people are born every second, and about 1.3333 people die every second. The result is about a 2 and 2/3 net increase of people every second. Almost 10 people more live on this Earth now, than before you finished reading this.

The number of people alive on earth right now is higher than the number of all the people that have died. Ever.

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.

The ampersand (&) was once a letter of the English alphabet.

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades--King David, Clubs--Alexander the Great, Hearts--Charlemagne and Diamonds--Julius Caesar.

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know your there.

The average person will spend two weeks over their lifetime waiting for the traffic light to change.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Our Army, the Decisive Force

Being decisive is a state of mind.

Our world rates wealth over courage and comfort over commitment.
We think that nothing will ever disturb our lives.
We are surprised when people get sick and die.
We think that technology can fix everything.
We take our safety for granted.
We have more degrees but less sense.
We have more medicine but less wellness.
We've added years to life, not life to years.
We build everything bigger, but not necessarily better.
We have more convenience but less time.
We have more communication but less understanding.
We make heroes out of actors but have no idea who the real heroes are.

When a nation's peace and security collapses, the economy will slip into decline, the social structures begin to break down and hardship, and even poverty, follows close behind.

Soon...my new uniform...
By the way, the below picture is not me!
Yeah! Tomorrow I am CPL JJ LIN loh.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Happy Shopping

哈哈...谁说钱买不到幸福啊?

哈哈...首先有一天,我在兵营喝茶水时,看见有人宣传M1新的计划.
我看我的M1计划早就结束合约了...就签了这个新的计划SunSaver(NS).

NS 版的 SunSaver, 有 Free Caller ID 和 Free Auto Roaming (2 years). 哈哈...而且是二十一块多一个月!

外加一个免费电话! E51! 价值四百二十块钱!

哈哈, 我也把2G SIM卡换成3G SIM卡(也是免费!) 现在我有两个SIM卡了,可以放更多人的号码直到一千! 我也放了很多游戏在我新电话里面! 现在比我的PSP还好玩. 而且有人看到我用的电话还说...
"有身份的人, 就连用的电话都跟普通的NSF不同"...哈哈...真好笑.

今天, 我就在 Suntec City 的 Comex 2008, 买了 SanDisk Cruzer Micro 8GB, 我只花了三十八块, 它原本是四十五块. 哈哈...我真是天才.









后来, 我到了Raffles City,再买了一双New Balance(哈哈,新平衡?)的鞋子. 一百五十五块,
是一双很有中日文化的鞋子, 我很喜欢它的风格.




买了这样多东西, 很开心, 但是其实"钱"真的还是买不到幸福地. 因为对我而言能教书才是一种幸福, 因为从中可以得到很多欢笑和成就感...可是呢...我英文不及格不能教...

MOE真是"英明"啊...我只是想教数学和华文或者电脑, 为什么要英文及格啊!? 现在我对未来更不知所错了.

Saturday, August 09, 2008

COB, Chief of Beggar.









九指神丐洪七公说:

武功废了, 最多是个废人.
要是人格废了, 那连猪狗都不如了.
划不来, 划不来.

宁人负我,我不负人.
宁做废人,勿做贱狗.

Monday, August 04, 2008

I like to drink.

在此欢迎所有的朋友, 想喝闷酒或是喝开心酒, 甚至喜酒.
大家都能找我.

哈哈, 今朝有酒,今朝醉. 干了...




哈哈...酒不醉人...人自醉...喝啊...多喝几杯啊.

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Smartest Guy

我是天下第一聪明.
因为当一个人笨到一种境界的时候,
他就是聪明的咯.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

My 21st Birthday

今天是我的生日. 六月二十九.

Friday (270608)

My astronomy friend help me to celebrate, got a cake also, got beng guang, yong sheng, daphne, lwj, yijie, rachel, meng yang, loke jj, wee kiat, magerent, xue hui, chanwen, and few more for me to remember.


Reach home saw the gift from my sister, HUGO BOSS perfume. very happy.









Saturday (280608)

Eating at 文宴楼 , with my mother and father (thank them for my life) , da jie and daniel (thank them for all the help during my difficult times), han guang (thank him for the birthday cake), er jie (thank her for paying the lunch), chai hui, shi hui, meizhen, lwj and me.



total 11 people.

Watch "Get Smart"

Go eat and drink.

Go drink.

Recieve "wishes" at 0000.

I enjoy the time with them a lot.





Meizhen present make me damn happy.















Sunday (290608)

This is my actual birthday, I decide to go out with her loh...and only her...somehow she is quite important to me, but i not sure how important am i to her...have a nice dinner with her, have a good chat til the shop close...sent her home as i always wanted and she give me a surprise present...only regret is I didn't take a neoprint with her...hope to go out with her next time, hope she will be closer toward me and nicer to me. or maybe i shall leave her alone?















Monday (300608)

Go out with another her, cause promise to go out with her, and quite long time never go out with her liao. Have dinner and went to arcade with her, show her my strength by using a hammer hitting the machine, result is 26/30 and haha next time i see the machine, it is spoiled already. she give me a box of chocolates, haha very nice package and it tastes very nice too. didn't sent her home cos she don't want...and lucky she don't want..haha..btw i eat finish all the chocolates liao.















Tuesday (010708)

Go to clubhouse and meet up beng guang, li jan and lwj. haha very happy to see them, especially li jan cos long time no see her liao. went to The Central to eat dinner, then after eating i open my birthday present, haha got three item sia...glow in the dark Dragon, King Belt, Emperor Chinese Chess...all like suit my style...quite surprise to know they give me these present...like them too.
then we go walk walk and see see, saw ppl play those look like kite but fly like plane and got LED on it. quite nice and look fun to play. then see ppl play The G-MAX reverse bungee. haha they got record down the whole process while they play the reverse bungee. after that we went home.







































Wednesday (020708)

Go to botak john and eat with my camp friends, got elton,ryan,darren, weisheng, alvin, thiru, tuckming, kee siang, keith, sunny, christoper, john. haha at first wanted to treat them all, but somehow they pay themselves, and elton treat me my dinner and alvin treat me drink haha thank a lot!

Thursday (030708)

I receive a HEAVEN chocolate from ervin....the chocolate tastes nice and i think he is a very nice person also...haha. thank you. Actually plan at night meet my poly buddy, din and derek...but that din is uncontactable.

Friday (040708)

I took my birthday off, cause i think it is good to use it on Friday then i will have long weekend, go out with another her, lucky she want to go out with me instead going home to sleep, if not i have to go shopping for my friends present alone. somehow that day i speak not much, don't know why also, but hopefully she don't feel to sian going out with me. I go pray guang yin ma, then get tailman for lwj, then i go buy magic doll cos when i first look at the performance i can't figure how the guy do it. then i go buy the "clip clip"....someone tell me what is that...but i still prefer to call it "clip clip". then i go look for idea so i can make my friends present...got idea liao...but haven't buy the material yet.

Saturday (050708)

Go out with another her, eat some snack before watch the movie 21 and have dinner at the parkway parade...haha called what ben zhen wanton noodles. haha tot after sent her home i can go meet derek and countdown for his 21st birthday...again din is busy...but can't blame him also (ya right dun blame him blame me meh)

Sunday (060708)

Go out with lwj and Rachel, play at arcade then eat lunch then watch movie Hancock then eat dinner at wang kok cha can ding. then go nearby Rachel house and drink alcohol then sent her home . then take taxi with lwj home, thank you lwj for paying my dinner,movie and taxi fares. haha cos that day i only got ten dollar with me.

Saturday (120708)

Receive a nice high class and personalize pen from my sister boyfriend, han guang, i like the pen a lot... thank you!


























Note: The reason i put so many unknown her is because I never know who will view my blog, maybe in future their bf found out my blog then wanna kill me just because i go out with them solo. 小心谨慎的好.

Sunday, June 15, 2008

One Year Soldier

时间过的真快,我已经当兵一年了.
今天是六月十五日,再过三百六十四天,
我就当完兵了.

最近我在玩一个游戏叫"Run Soldier Run",
觉得这个游戏很像在教我如何在当兵的时候生存.

一开始,会有你和多两个朋友,
你们可以一起共进退,或者分头行事.
只有两样东西会攻击你.
一是火箭,二是炸弹.
他们都好像当兵时的麻烦.
火箭是直接冲着你来的麻烦.
炸弹是从上面转下来的麻烦.

在最好的情况下,就是大家都避开了麻烦.
真是逼不得已的话,就只好牺牲你的朋友了.
只要你还活着,你就会有新的朋友.

在当兵时会中的惩罚只有几个.
警告,Knock It Down,被骂,洗厕所,签三到七只Extra,进Detention Barrack.

可是在这个游戏,只要你中火箭或炸弹,你就 Game Over.














所以当兵就好像当忍者一样.
隐藏自己和实力,
多看少说话.
要小心包刀仔,
要会抵抗暗箭和背刺,
有空要练太极拳,可以的话就学乾坤大挪移.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

Horoscopes Story

Aries March 21 - April 19

Before Aries was a fleece, it was a ram that played an important role in the lives of two children. It begins as the usual evil stepmother story. One of Jason's uncles, Athamas, king of the Minyons, married Nephele, goddess of the clouds. He had two children by her, Phrixus and Helle. Athamas then fell in love with Ino, later to become the goddess of sea foam. She hated Nephele's children and urged Athamas to sacrifice Phrixus to the gods to end a famine. Nephele appeared in a vision to Phrixus the night before the sacrifice, bearing a ram with a golden fleece. Phrixus and Helle escaped on the Ram's back. Helle fell off and drowned as the ram crossed the sea. That particular location is sometimes still called the Hellespont (more often the Dardanelles, after Dardanus, one of the founders of Troy). Phrixus continued to the eastern end of the Black Sea (called the Euxine in ancient times), settled in Colchis (current western Georgia), sacrificed the ram and placed the ram's fleece under the care of a never sleeping dragon.

Taurus April 20 - May 20

The Greek deity Zeus lusted after the beautiful maiden Europa, the daughter of Telephassa and Agenor (the king of Phoenicia). One morning, she and other maidens went to pick flowers in the meadow by the sea. Zeus wanted her so badly, he disguised himself as a beautiful, innocent looking white bull, and roamed the meadow where the women lingered. Europa soon noticed Bull's presence and approached him. She admired his beauty and gentleness, and on a whim mounted him. Zeus, the Bull, leaped up and carried her over 600 miles across the water to the Island of Crete in the Mediterranean Sea. There she became the mother of King Minos of Crete, King Rhadamanthus of the Cyclades Islands, and Prince Sarpedon of Lycia.

Gemini May 21 - June 21

Zeus loved countless women, and loved to disguise himself as different creatures to get close to the woman he wanted. This time he fell in love with Leda, the wife of King Tyndareus. He ravished Leda disguised as a swan. Some months later, she laid two eggs, one hatching Castor and Clytemnestra, the other hatching Pollux and Helen. Castor and Clytemnestra were mortals fathered by Tyndareus, but Pollux and Helen were immortal, because Zeus was their father.

The two brothers Castor and Pollux were raised together, and they identical; no-one could tell them apart. Fond of adventure, they joined Jason's expedition aboard the Argo to the Black Sea in search of the Golden Fleece. The ship had to stop at the entrance to the King Amycus' realm. Amycus, a brutal man, never let visitors pass through his land without challenging them to a boxing match. He allowed no-one to decline, and nobody survived. The brothers were known for their athletic ability, so Pollux was the first Argonaut to step forward. As soon as the chance presented, he drove his fist into Amycus' temple, crushing the skull and killing the King.

The story of Castor and Pollux ends sadly. Their final adventure took them to Arcadia with two cousins (ex-Argonauts) to raid cattle. When the spoils were divided, the cousins tricked the brothers, and took everything for themselves. Castor and Pollux gave chase. The brothers took a shortcut and waited for them. Unfortunately, a cousin discovered Castor first shot him. Pollux avenged his brother. The other cousin, however, struck Pollux with a rock, knocking him unconscious. He ran in to finish him off.

Luckily, Zeus watched the ordeal and killed the cousin with a thunderbolt. When Pollux regained consciousness, he realized that he no longer have Castor with him. He wished to join his brother, so he begged Zeus to remove his immortality. Zeus granted his wish and placed the twins in the sky to remind us of brotherly love.


Cancer June 22 - July 22

The oracle at Delphi assigned Heracles (often called Hercules) a series of labors to expiate the sin of murdering his family. The second labor involved going to Lerna to kill the hideous Hydra (now a constellation of that name). Heracles brought his nephew Iolaus (son of his twin brother Iphicles) on this trip as his assistant. This creature of nine heads lived in a swamp. Its mere breath could kill a person. Heracles shot a fire-arrow into the Hydra's den to lure the monster out while Iolaus set the nearby shrubs on fire to confuse the creature. Actually killing the Hydra was easier said than done, since one of the heads was immortal, and the others almost as bad. When Heracles chopped off one, two new heads grew up to replace them.

To aid Hydra, Hera, Heracles' nemesis, sent a crab (Cancer) to distract him, but as soon as the crab came out of the swamp, Heracles crushed it (this is the reason the constellation of Cancer has a crooked shape). Eventually Heracles succeed in killing the Hydra, and the crab got a rather dull group of stars for its efforts.


Leo July 23 - August 22

After killing his family in an insane rage, Herakles (also known as Hercules) received orders from the oracle at Delphi to perform 12 labors to purge his sin. These were assigned by Eurystheus, king of Mycenae.

The first involved killing the monstrous, man-eating lion of Nemaea (Leo, the Lion). He tried to kill it with his special arrows and his club, but both weapons broke into pieces as if they were made of clay. After using the weapons in vain, he strangled the lion with his bare hands, succeeding his first task.


Virgo August 23 - September 22

We often identify Virgo with Persephone. She was the daughter of Zeus' sister Demeter (goddess of agriculture and guardian of marriage) and Zeus (making Zeus Persephone's uncle and father). One spring day, Persephone picked flowers and Hades (Zeus' brother, Persephone's uncle, and god of the underworld) espied her from his chariot. Entranced by her beauty, he wished to marry her. He sweet-talked her into his chariot. She hesitated, but when she finally got on, Hades swept her away to his kingdom before she could do anything about it.

When Demeter discovered her precious daughter missing, she began a frantic search. She sought her without ceasing, not eating or sleeping. At last she learned Hades had taken her daughter; she went to persuade Hades to give her daughter back, but he would not listen to her. In her grief, she failed in her duties as goddess of agriculture. That year was the most dreadful and cruel ever experienced by humanity. No seed sprang up from the ground. People died of starvation and Demeter herself looked feeble. After watching the famine's progression, Zeus took matters into his own hand. He spoke gently to Demeter, trying to persuade her to do her job. But she would not listen, and replied she would never let anything grow on the earth until she saw her child, Persephone.

Zeus realized his brother Hades must yield. He eventually did, and Zeus told Demeter that her daughter could come home, provided she had not eaten anything while in the underworld. He sent Hermes (the messenger) to the underworld to fetch Persephone. Hades, downcast, knew he must obey the word of Zeus. Persephone was elated to hear the news that she could finally return to her mother. Before her departure with Hermes, Hades told her not to forget him, and to think kindly of him. He tricked her to eat a few pomegranate seeds, knowing in his heart that if she did so she must return to him.

Demeter and Persephone had a happy reunion, they had a lot to talk about. Demeter grieved when she learned about the pomegranate seeds. Zeus sent his mother Rhea to speak to Demeter. Rhea explained that Persephone could remain with her 8 months out of a year, but the rest of the year, she has to go back down to the underworld to be with Hades. Demeter understood and apologized for the desolation she had brought about. She made the fields rich and productive again, but during the four months that Persephone is in the underworld, she still grieves for her daughter, letting winter rule the world.


Libra September 23 - October 23

The Greeks saw Libra, perhaps the most recent constellation of the Zodiac, as the claws of the scorpion. The change from claws, while initiated by the Romans perhaps as early as the first century B.C., did not gain final acceptance as the balance scales until the Middle Ages.

Scorpio October 24 - November 21

In Greek mythology, the story of Scorpius involves Orion, the hunter. Orion boasted that he was the greatest hunter in the universe. When Zeus' wife, Hera, heard what he was saying, she became infuriated and sent a poisonous scorpion to kill him. Orion fought with this creature for days and nights without any success. When weary Orion was not looking, the creature sneaked in and stung him to death. Zeus took pity on Orion and placed him in the heavens where he appears as a giant, with a girdle, sword, lion's skin, and club. Hera placed the scorpion in the heavens at the opposite end of the sky, so even now, Orion tries to avoid the creature by hiding until it is completely under the horizon. On the other hand Scorpius rises in the east when a few stars of Orion still linger above the western horizon.

Sagittarius November 22 - December 21

Images of Sagittarius typically show a centaur firing a bow and arrow, hardly the image of a wise healer. Chiron earned fame for his skills in hunting, music, prophecy, botany, astronomy and medicine.

Capricorn December 22 - January 19

The Greek god Pan was having a drunken feast with some of his friends, when Typhon crashed the party. Everyone fled, transforming themselved into some kind of animal. Pan panicked. As he fled to the water he lacked the presence of mind to make a consistent transformation. He jumped into the river; the part submerged became a fish's tail; the part above became a goat. Zeus thought this so funny, he placed the shape into the sky.

Aquarius January 20 - February 18

Known as the water bearer, or cup bearer, this constellation of the zodiac frequently gets depicted as a god (often Zeus) pouring the waters of life into a wet region of the sky. In ancient times (and to a certain extent today) when the sun passes through Aquarius, it was the rainy season.

Pisces February 19 - March 20

One beautiful afternoon, Aphrodite, Goddess of Love, and her son Eros were having a picnic by the Euphrates River (the Euphrates Rises in Turkey, crosses Syria, and enters Iraq where, in the south, it unites with the Tigris to form the Shatt al-Arab. It is 1,700 miles long).

Suddenly, the hideous monster Typhon appeared out of nowhere. Typhon was the youngest son of Gaea (the Mother Earth). He possessed a hundred fire throwing heads and his body writhed with poisonous snakes. Tall enough to touch the heavens, his horrifying shrieks drove even gods insane. Immediately, Aphrodite and Eros leaped into the river transforming themselves into fish to swim faster.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Promotion Day !

今天是三月一号,
进兵是去年,六月十五号。
当了八个半月兵。

从小小的 “REC” 变成 “PTE”。
今天终于变成 “LCP”!

明天去买 Patapon 来恭喜自己!

Saturday is Play Day !

哈哈,又是星期六了!
可是又没人约我出去。
只好在家里玩游戏。
在这里介绍大家 Gunz !
这是一个暴力的游戏,适合像我这样有男子汉玩的。

今天,我靠我的智慧和敏捷,成功成为“百人斩”!
我的主角“皇帝林俊杰”,干掉100人后,自己才被斩77次,真是太厉害了。第二名才斩13个人,哈哈。我真是用剑如神啊!

下来是我刚买的游戏“Legend of Zelda”,花了我75块钱!


一直以来,我觉得Zelda是男主角的名。后来玩了游戏后,才知道Zelda是个公主,美丽可是没脑的公主。男主角的名是Link,那头狼也是男主角。

这是一个冒险的游戏,适合像我这样的冒险家玩的。哈哈,而且我是用Wii玩的,欢迎大家来我家玩Wii!


哈哈,每天在家玩游戏,迟早变宅男。所以请大家多多叫我出去!

Friday, February 08, 2008

Happy Chinese New Year 2008

祝大家新年快乐!

时间过的很快啊!
我最喜欢的节日到了!
渡过慢长又痛苦时光,渡过圣诞节和新年。
很快,今天的初二也会成为历史了!

在初夕,吃了团圆饭,哈哈, 还是守岁不成。
在初一,看了亲戚,拿了红包,赌了钱,输了钱。
今天初二,在家睡了一整天!
这三天,日子过的挺精彩的。

在这,祝大家身体健康!恭喜发财!
万事如意!年年有余!步步高升!

希望明年的新年快点到!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Peaceful Life

最近我过着很平淡无奇的日子。
有点像老人家的生活。

晚上九点就会睡觉。
早上六点就会起身。
早上九点就去吃早餐。
下午十二点就吃午餐。
旁晚五点就等下班。

有空就找朋友,
下下棋,聊聊天。

没事就想为何我还是单身。
不够帅?不够聪明?
没钱?没品味?
想多了,烦了,
就告诉自己单身的好处。
很自由啦(其实是没人管)
有私人空间啊 (可是很无聊)

闷日子过多了
让我觉得起来和睡觉没什么分别。
做梦有时还更精彩。

面临那么闷的人生,
我要发奋图强,
努力想办法让生活比较精彩。
找朋友玩啊,看电影啦。

天啊,请让我活的精彩又开心啊。

Friday, June 15, 2007

Start of my Army Life

今天我要当兵了

我很开心。
我发现我有
一个开心的家庭,
一群好朋友,
一群好兄弟,
一群好姐妹。

很多人关心我,喜欢我。
我很感动。

我收到饼干啊,外套啊,
还有很多祝福的短讯。

喝了连续三天的酒。
很开心,很好玩。

吃了两天的鸡饭。
一天的主炒。
很饱, 很幸福。

我很感激大家。
万分感谢。

希望大家和我一样开心幸福!

哈哈,我会用心当兵,保家卫国。

尽忠报国

Monday, April 16, 2007

Wooden Block

歌名:木头人

我是个木头人
不哭的木头人
也不懂如何让你爱
的木~木~ 木头人。

可是你不要对我发脾气。
不然我会忍到发霉去。

我愿意吸走你的任何霉气。
让我发霉, 让你美丽。

我愿意拿我害怕下雨天的双手,
抹干你的伤心欲绝的眼泪。

我知道我没比,不到翁可爱。
可是我比他更懂你的可爱。

我死都站在你的身边,
让你靠,让你打,让你骂。

直到你练成美女拳法,
连宇宙都败在你脚下。
卍解到直到你都累了~~
还会想到在我身边。

我是个木头人
不哭的木头人

因为我不英俊,
因为我不杰出,
我只剩下我的双木(目)。

木~木~ 木头人。
能埃打又能带给大家欢笑的
木~木~ 木头人。

爱看你发笑,
爱坐着发呆,
和你看星星直到老
的木头人。

可是我害怕你的一时热情。
让我奋不顾身,
也让我自毁一生。

最后我还是愿意以火炭的坚定。
温暖你的一生。

你不像我这个木头人因为
你没信心但你有的是爱心!

是你的爱!
让我觉得,
我比埃及的,
木~木~ 木纳伊~
活的更有意义!

我是个木头人
不哭的木头人
也不懂如何让你爱
的木~木~ 木头人。

对,我不是一个人。
(我也不想一个人)



作曲:林俊杰
作词:林俊杰
画家:林俊杰
木头人:林俊杰

Special thank to my stressful life, without it I never write this song within an hour.

Inspired by all my close female friend, who including...erm...scully they got boyfriend(s) then don't know which unlucky day they go and read my blog too. Be safe than be sorry.


To ShiHui: Thank sia... You bring more meaning to the song sia.


Hope you all enjoy! Hmm...too bad my recorder spoil if not can hear me sing...haha..
better not...我的pitching有问题. Hope to get some comment from all reader. So that I know whether I can come out an album next month or not. For the "JJ" Fan please do not mistake me as the JJ the singer. I am LJJ the slacker.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Next Generation

不爱钱的我走上爱钱的商路,
为了让我的下一代不爱钱。

慷慨的我变得节俭,
为了让我的下一代能慷慨。

自由快乐的我变的忧愁,
为了让我的下一代比我更快乐。

问题来了。

我会有下一代吗?
我的下一代会和我一样吗?
下一代的他妈又是谁呢?

这一代是我.
上一代是我聪明的老爸.
上上一代是我更聪明又健壮的阿公.
上上上一代是我白手起家的祖先 (当时卖火炭最久的老板).

我超级感激他们, 我姓林. 感激我妈, 我名俊杰.
感谢我自己不会唱歌但会下棋.